Today's Irony

March 30, 2007 – Ti-jean, the irony is so thick you could cut it with whichever kitchen utensil is best suited for cutting thick irony. I don’t make a living cutting irony, so why ask me which utensil to use? But this is thick irony and it deserves to be cut and sent back into the ring where it will surely be knocked out in the first round. This is the permafrost of irony. It is the mantle, the crust, the asthensophere, and the lithosphere of irony. To put it another way, this irony is thick.

Today’s irony is that the company hired by the U.S. government to build a fence to keep illegal aliens from crossing the Southwest border hired illegal aliens to build a fence to keep themselves from crossing the border. No, really. I’m not kidding. Stop laughing, Ti-jean.

The head of a California company hired by the U.S. government to help build a fence along the Southwest border to curb the flow of illegal aliens into the United States has been sentenced on charges of hiring illegals for the job.

(The full story is here:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/national/20070330-124512-2035r.htm)

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” – Will Rogers

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