Imaginary Grapefruit Adds a New Feature

Having conducted extensive polling and market research--all right, we asked one lady, but we like her--Imaginary Grapefruit will add a new feature: The Daily Presidential Quotation:

These are some of the candidates we considered to inaugurate The Daily Presidential Quotation:

Abraham Lincoln: “Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”
Theodore Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
Franklin D. Roosevelt: “Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.”
John F. Kennedy: “We set sail on this new sea because there is knowledge to be gained.”

But we ultimately chose this one from George W. Bush's radio address:

"I like peanuts as much as the next guy…"

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