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More to come...when we stop laughing...
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Welcome to the new Imaginary Grapefruit!
Imaginary Grapefruit is a forum to mock things that need to be mocked and to satirize things that need to be satirized. Once in a while, we will report news without bias...no, we probably won't.
We use energy-efficient lighting; we grow our own tomatoes, herbs and catnip; and Bessie, Defender of the Blog, does not bark at the cats.
Meet the Defender of the Blog
The Daily Warhol
Birth of Venus -- Andy Warhol
The Daily Lennon
- "A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." -- John Lennon
The Daily Ono
- "Artists are going to be the metronome of this society." -- Yoko Ono
The Daily Dylan
"I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be." -- Bob Dylan
The Daily Phil
"Every newspaper headline is a potential song." -- Phil Ochs
The Great Shark Hunt
"When will it end? How low do you have to stoop in this country to be President?" -- Hunter S. Thompson
The Daily Jack
- “The air was soft, the stars so fine, the promise of every cobbled alley so great that I thought I was in a dream.” – Jack Kerouac
The Daily Kesey
"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." -- Ken Kesey
The Daily Woody
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work...I want to achieve it through not dying." -- Woody Allen
The Daily Marx
- "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
The Full Monty (Python)
- “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
Interesting News Links
Politics and Political Incorrectness
- ACLU
- Amnesty International
- Annenberg Political Fact Check
- Alliance for Justice's Supreme Court Watch
- Center for Media and Democracy
- Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
- Congressional Quarterly
- Democracy Now!
- Media Matters
- OMB Watch
- Politico
- PolitiFact
- Real Clear Politics
- Southern Poverty Law Center
Blogroll
Interesting Music Links
Interesting Literary Links
Interesting Arts Links
Irish Links
The Reference Desk
Links to Other Useful or Interesting Things
The Daily Crumb
